*whistling quietly*

*looks around with interesting*

Hey, Challenge. I like what you've done with the house. Love the carpet in the living room.

( Move over, Bob Vila! )

Greetings, my minions! Bow down to me, for I.M.A. GODDESS!!!

(pause)

*sigh* Forget it. Just forget it. You don't respect me. I don't respect you. I'll just take my blog elsewhere ... where I'm APPRECIATED!

(pause)

That's more LIKE it. I knew you were interested in Challenge's story. You were all probably wondering what happened to the family after the incident with the burglar. I mean, if someone broke into MY domicile, I'd be pretty tweaked! So let's go see what the Legacy Family has been up to.

( Waaassuup?! )

Hello there.

(silence)

*knock* *knock* Are you listening to me? I said "Hello there!"

(silence)

*sigh* I guess you're not listening. Well, just in case you get it into your head to listen to me, I would like to introduce myself. My name is I.M.A Goddess.

( WTF? )