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A Legacy: 01-00 (An Introdction)
Hello there.

(silence)

*knock* *knock* Are you listening to me? I said "Hello there!"

(silence)

*sigh* I guess you're not listening. Well, just in case you get it into your head to listen to me, I would like to introduce myself. My name is I.M.A Goddess.

(pause)

Why are you laughing? That's my name! Yes, I have three names. Yeah, I received two middle names. So what of it? You got a problem with my name?

(pause)

*blink* Oh. Ha-ha! Very funny. Laugh at me if you will. MOCK me if you will. But know this, my name is a truth (of sorts).

(pause)

I see you're laughing again. You don't believe me. Well, I'd be more than happy to explain how my name is a truth (of sorts). I was given special powers, omnipotent powers, if you will, to preside over the creation of virtual lives, and watch as the lives of these virtual people unfold. One could even say that I have direct supervision over these virtual lives to the point of being like a God (goddess in my case) to them.

(pause)

Oh ye of little faith! I will prove it to you! Let me introduce you to one such virtual life. I have to admit that I've tried to chronicle the story of this individual and his offspring before ... but it was a failed attempt. I think now, that I've had some experience doing this sort of chronicling, I can do a better job!

Let me introduce you to Challenge Legacy.

(pause)

YES. That's his name. WHY do you INSIST on laughing at me! What's wrong with his name?! I think it's a perfectly decent name. It has character. It has panache. It's a strong name. So bite me. I'm going to introduce you to him. If you laugh at him, I will smite you.

(pause)

I get no respect ... *sigh*



Hey, Challenge. Meet my fan-base. Fan-base. Meet Challenge Legacy.

Umm ... hello? Where am I? Why is everything blue around me? What's a fan-base? And who's talking to me?

Hi there, Challenge. My name is I.M.A. Goddess. You can just call me Goddess.

Hi, Goddess. Is there a reason why I can hear you, but can't see you?

There is indeed, Challenge m'boy! I am your Creator! As such, for you to see me would destroy your pixelated brain and kill you. I don't want that to happen. So you get my disembodied voice instead. Aren't you the lucky one?

Yeeaaaah. Thanks for that. So ... where am I?

You are in a place between life and death. I'm getting ready to bring you into being!

Shouldn't my parents do that? Isn't that their job? Y'know ... bringing me into the world?

Under 'normal' circumstances ... you'd be right. But since you're my first attempt at this, you get adulthood and the blue background. Mmmkay?

No childhood then?

Sorry. No.

Rats.

Don't sweat it, Challenge. Childhood is highly overrated. You can share the childhood memories with your own kids when you have them. Okie dokie?

*grunt*

That's a good boy. Now hold still while I introduce you properly.

Founder: Challenge Legacy
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Aspiration: Fortune
Lifetime Want (LTW): Become Criminal Mastermind
Turn Ons/Off: Swimwear and Black Hair/Underwear
Sloppy/Neat: 5
Shy/Outgoing: 6
Lazy/Active: 5
Serious/Playful: 4
Grouchy/Nice: 5

Excuse me ... but what does all of that mean, exactly?

Well, you strive for money and the accumulation of stuff that costs a lot of it. You are an average sim in that you can be neat or sloppy .. you can be lazy or active. You can be grouchy or nice. At the same time, you are slightly above average in that you aren't all that shy. But you are more serious than playful, but not by much. Comprendes?

I ... guess so.

(pause)

So now what?

Now? Well, now I drop you into the SimWorld that I've created for you and see what happens! I'll follow your family for a certain number of generations in which a single heir will be chosen to continue the line. Okie dokie?

Do I have a choice?

No, not really.

Didn't think so.