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Leghaci Chronicles: 01-00 (Intro)
Hello, everyone. In my ongoing effort to get my old blogs off of my blog at the main sims 2 website, I am finally getting around to publishing my Legachi family's story here on InsaneJournal. About time, right? I've decided that since the original blog is still so humorous, I would just copy and paste what was originally written (with may some slight embellishment). However, once I get to the new stuff, things may change ... "slightly".





Welcome to Legacyland! This special presentation is brought to you by Spange Enterprises - "Where you too can be a Goddess!" And here to introduce this wonderful new place to you and yours ... our Creator, our Founder, and our All-Around Hostess ...



... Ms. Miss LegacyLand Herself!



"That picture is crooked. I can see it ... it's off by an inch ... Who the hell are we paying around here to keep the decorations up to speed?!"



... Uhh ... Ms. Miss LegacyLand herself!

"Hmm ... looks like the gardner has been laying down on the job again, too. Those trees need a severe trim! And the grass! What is this? Wild kingdom?!"



... errr ... Ms. Miss Lega ...

"Well ... I can see that the furnishings are at least up to snuff. Geez at least SOMETHING around here is working ..."



Hey ... is her earphone turned on? Someone check the feed!

"Wardrobe looks good, too ..."



*yawn* "Man ... I wish they'd get this show on the road. I'm missing Charmed!"

*tap* *tap* *tap* SQUEAL!! SCREEEEECH!!

"What the ...?!"



And here to introduce this wonderful new place to you and yours ... our Creator, our Founder, and All-Around Hostess ... Ms. Miss LegacyLand Herself!



"Am I on now?"

Yes, Ms. LegacyLand ... cameras are rolling! We just had a slight glitch with your earphone.

"Great! The equipment is as old as time, too! GEEZ! What does a person have to do around here to ..."

Cameras ARE rolling ...

"Oh ... sorry ..."



"Greetings one and all to Legacyland! I'm Miss LegacyLand the Creator, Founder, and All-Around Hostess. I'm here not only to show you around, but to introduce you to the various families that have (or will) settle here!"



"Legacyland has pristine beaches for your summertime (anytime) enjoyment ..."



"We have the King Lake Boardwalk to cater to your leisurely activities, and your shopping addictions ..."



The North Legacy Mall will intrigue the younger members of our budding society, as well as the shopping mogul in us all."



"Lush forests dot the landscape here ... for those nature enthusiasts (such as myself) ..."



"And for those of you seeking the other half of your soul ... your soulmate ... we have Lover's Lane! This 'perpetual night' spot is the perfect place for a romantinc interlude between you and your (potential) loved one."



"And there's also the South Legacy Mall - clothing, food, and more! So bring the entire family!"



"And Legacyland is bordered by pristine, purple mountains (majesty) where we have our most famous of Legacyland's landmarks ..."



" ... The Three Heads of Knowledge!"

Psst! Miss! There's a spacecraft in the shot! And we're LIVE!

"Umm ...and don't mind that UFO-type thing ... that's just ... umm ... a prop. Yeah ... a PROP to lure those knowledge enthusiasts to the neighborhood. It's just a simple gag. Nothing more! Really!"



"But back to the mountains! They ARE pristine and scenic, aren't they? If you like to hike, Legacyland's mountains, with our highest peak - IQ Peak, will draw you to the limits of the sky!"



"We welcome everyone! It doens't matter whether (or not) your interests are based in knowledge, family, fortune, romance, popularity, or growth and learning ... Legacyland is for YOU!"